Former Brewers OF Jenkins set to retire

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07/05/2010 - Milwaukee, WI (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Former Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Geoff Jenkins has decided to retire, the club announced Monday.

The official announcement is scheduled to take place at a press conference at Miller Park on Friday.

"The Milwaukee fans and organization welcomed me into their homes and it was an honor to put on the Brewer uniform for a decade," Jenkins was quoted as saying on the Brewers' official website. "I look forward to coming back on July 9th to formally retire as a Milwaukee Brewer and hope to be a part of the organization for years to come."

The 35-year-old Jenkins spent 10 of his 11 big league seasons with the Brewers before joining Philadelphia as a free agent in December 2007. The left-handed hitter helped the Phillies win the World Series in 2008 -- the team's first since 1980. He was given his release on March 31, 2009 and did not play last season.

Over his 10 seasons in Milwaukee, Jenkins hit .277 with 212 home runs and 704 runs batted in over 1,234 games. During his tenure with the Brewers, the slugger also compiled a .347 on-base percentage and .496 slugging percentage.

Originally the ninth pick of the 1995 amateur draft, Jenkins was selected to the 2003 All-Star game, but did not play.

For his career, Jenkins is a .275 hitter to go along with 221 homers and 733 RBI in 1,349 contests.

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FOOTBALL TRASH TALK

NFL Football Trash Talk

Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).

Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.

Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).

Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.

Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.

The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.

What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.

Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.

But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.

In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.